Hi. I’m Andy Holdeman.

A freelance writer and creative director.

I’ve spent 10+ years launching campaigns, products & the occasional record-breaking human cannonball.

I made my bones with award-winning work for one of the most iconic video games of all time and for a cult classic.

And to save coral reefs via Minecraft.

Plus, global brand campaigns for Under Armour, Xbox & Solo Stove (not the Snoop Dogg thing though, sorry).

An original song and music video for the Women’s World Cup.

A very stupid pun with Arnold.

Baseball’s first LGBTQ-friendly uniforms.

An insane livestream series.

All things digital for Apple’s App Store and Arcade.

Then there’s a rugby film about a guy I don’t know who plays a sport I don’t understand.

Some inside-baseball billboards.

A pirate museum.

And brand-positioning work for Capital One, Masterclass & LinkedIn.

Oh, and I won a Northern California Regional Emmy for honoring Barry Bonds despite being a long-suffering Colorado Rockies fan. Talk about guts. Or masochism.

Like all writers, I have heaps of ideas for bad screenplays and unsellable greeting cards.

My favorite quote is, “Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.”

Contact me.